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Friday, May 18, 2012 7:34 am
It seems that the light of summer has already begun to dim. The very worthwhile “The Avengers” continues to dominate the global box office, and will for some time, but the release schedule for the coming month or so is a tad worrisome.
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Friday, February 3, 2012 7:30 am
February typically serves as a dumping ground for weak studio
films that offer an easy alternative to “mainstream” audiences who
don’t see Oscar bait, but this year has brought some welcome
surprises.
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Friday, December 9, 2011 7:41 am
Just one review this week, as I didn’t make it to “My Week with
Marilyn,” playing in limited release. A look at that will come next
week, along with reviews of the wide releases “Tinker, Tailor,
Soldier, Spy” and, time permitting, “The Sitter.” The studios’
insistence on conducting a take-no-prisoners December blitz with
their prestige pictures has left things a tad crowded for the next
few weeks, but I’ll do what I can…
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Friday, November 4, 2011 8:11 am
“In Time.” “The Three Musketeers.” “Footloose.” “Johnny English
Reborn.” These are among the films now playing in multiplexes
across the country. I find this roster to be strange and
unsettling, as I have apparently been laboring under the
misapprehension that we were supposed to be smack-dab in the middle
of awards season. Silly me.
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Friday, May 6, 2011 8:31 am
I was even less excited than usual about hitting the multiplex
this week, because really, who needs to pay for fake action and
thrills when you can turn on CNN and watch accounts of awesome
real-life badassery for free? The righteous and appropriately
brutal killing of Osama bin Laden has kept me glued to the tube
these past few days, and frankly, in light of such events, I fail
to see how something as pedestrian as “Fast Five” is continuing to
rake in obscene amounts of cash at the box office. Priorities,
people.
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Friday, April 22, 2011 8:55 am
Vacation season is almost upon us, and few people have more
reason to be excited than I do. After about a year of 100-hour work
weeks split between several different jobs (including serving as a
substitute teacher for Stockton Unified School District — ouch),
I’m more than ready for the precious few days I get to spend with
Heather living the high life at Disneyland.
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Friday, April 15, 2011 8:17 am
Another possible sign of the end times: It seems that our
multiplexes are in danger of being overrun with meta-level
exercises in self-aware genre filmmaking. Strange thing, that,
because this time last year I would have thought such a prospect a
dream come true, if completely at odds with Hollywood’s bottom
line. After all, in this increasingly post-modern, ironic-chic
world, genre retrospective is becoming an invaluable tool to
connect audiences not only to the immediate story being told, but
indeed an entire rich history of genre lore.
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Friday, April 8, 2011 8:10 am
Time just keeps slipping away. It seems like just last week we
were looking ahead to the promising pre-summer releases, and now in
about a month’s time the summer movie season is set to kick into
high-gear with the new “Pirates” movie. I suppose it’s just as well
that these past couple months have passed in a blur, because
frankly there wasn’t too much worth getting excited about. Save for
“Rango,” I never encountered anything truly worthwhile — and last
week’s “Sucker Punch” provided one of the most physically painful
and soul-crushing movie experiences I’m ever likely to have. So
yeah, I’m ready to look ahead to greener pastures. In that spirit,
here are 15 upcoming movies (compared to the usual 10) that I’m
counting on to alleviate the cinematic doldrums for the foreseeable
future. Gotta look on the sunny side.
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Friday, April 1, 2011 8:24 am
I should have listened. For the past few weeks, everyone who’s
caught a glimpse of Zack Snyder’s much-anticipated would-be magnum
opus “Sucker Punch” has been screaming from the rooftops about how
indescribably horrible it is, but here’s the thing: I didn’t think
it was logistically possible for a filmmaker of Snyder’s caliber to
release a truly bad movie -- let alone one that warranted the
mounting calls for him to be drawn and quartered for his crimes
against cinema. I assumed they were a bunch a fuddy-duds who lacked
the hipness to share in Snyder’s singular vision. So despite all
the wailing and gnashing of teeth, the Snyder fanboy boy whispered
into my ear, “Come and see.” And I saw.
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Friday, March 25, 2011 8:43 am
Although I am not very familiar with the work of Elizabeth
Taylor (my film interests tend to run more toward the post-1965 New
Hollywood), I would be remiss not to acknowledge her death on
Wednesday at the age of 79. And although I definitely need to brush
up on my 1950s melodramas, I know enough to admire the woman. In
addition to delivering strong performances in the few early roles
I’ve seen her in (most notably the Tennessee Williams adaptations
“Cat on a Hot Tin Roof” and the oft-neglected “Suddenly Last
Summer”), she was also key to the success of 1966’s monumentally
important “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?”, which served as a
much-needed slap in the face to the era’s Hays-code social mores,
and also won Taylor a second Oscar as best actress.
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Friday, March 18, 2011 8:51 am
I was supposed to review “Battle: Los Angeles,” but due to a
litany of reasons I ended up skipping the multiplex this week (I
will venture back next week for a look at “Paul” — in the meantime,
just see “Rango” again). I could carry on about tight work
schedules and tsunami-induced cinematic apathy — both of which were
certainly factors in my decision — but mostly I just didn’t
wanna.
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Friday, March 11, 2011 8:47 am
I love it when a movie surprises me. God help me, I love it more
than life itself. You’re having a bad day, you’re going off four
hours sleep, you’re obligated to see a movie that you’re pretty
sure will be mediocre at best — and then BAM, you’re knocked flat
on your ass by a truly transportive movie experience that makes you
visibly giddy with excitement. No sir, there’s nothing in the world
quite like it.
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Friday, January 7, 2011 10:41 am
I spent much of 2010 bemoaning the sad state of Hollywood
studio filmmaking. But looking over a roster of the year’s most
worthwhile releases, it struck me that it might not have been such
a bad year after all. If you’re simply looking at the number of
good films released, then 2010 was certainly not one for the books
— but if you focus on the quality of the very best releases, few as
they may have been, things start to look a bit different.
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Saturday, October 2, 2010 3:04 am
Sure, it's easy to rattle off a list of your favorite movies --
but what about your favorite individual scenes? This can be tricky,
because even your favorite films don't necessarily have a specific
scene that stands out above all others. And I'm not talking about
scenes you "like"; I'm talking about the scenes that make you want
to throw on a DVD at 3 a.m. when you're tired and drunk and
slovenly but can't bear the thought of going to bed before you
catch just that one scene... for the 250th time.
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Saturday, February 20, 2010 12:00 am
It's Oscar time again, and it's got me to thinking about why we
as a culture place so much importance on and devote so much energy
to following the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences
(AMPAS).
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Saturday, February 13, 2010 12:00 am
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Friday, October 31, 2008 10:00 pm
I have to sit down each Sunday evening to draft a headline for
the weekly box office news report, and I am becoming increasingly
disheartened by the words I have to write.
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Friday, November 9, 2007 10:00 pm
In all the years I've been writing this column, I have never
discussed Roman Polanski's film noir classic "Chinatown" at any
length. It's a film of such beautiful perfection, of such deep
personal meaning to me, that it seems that anything I have to say
about it would be rudimentary - meaningless, even - in the context
of such an overwhelmingly grand piece of cinema.
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Friday, October 26, 2007 10:00 pm
People think being a movie critic is all fun and games, and that
would be true if every movie in release was worth seeing.
Unfortunately, trying to see the "big" movies every week means
wading through a lot of unmitigated trash. Far from fun, it can
often be genuinely disheartening to be confronted with such
mediocrity week after week, and then have to evaluate such wastes
of time in order to warn others away.