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Friday, April 12, 2013 7:37 am
Margot Moreland has stood in front of glowing stage lights countless times in her acting career, but not every role has been as fun as the one she plays in “Menopause, The Musical,” coming to Hutchins Street Square on Sunday for a one-night event.
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Friday, February 24, 2012 7:41 am
I always try to get as excited as possible about the Academy Awards, that time-honored annual tradition in which Hollywood enrages the nation’s cinephiles by consistently displaying the most remarkable lack of good taste and common decency imaginable.
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Friday, January 13, 2012 7:43 am
Hope you all enjoyed my top 10 list last week, and gleaned some
useful recommendations. This week I’ll take a very quick look at
“Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy,” which made my “most promising films I
didn’t see” list but ended up being one of the most spirit-crushing
disappointments of the year. I honestly don’t have much to say
about such an empty film, so I suppose I might as well squeeze in
my predictions for the Oscar nominations, set to be announced on
Tuesday, Jan. 24, at which point you will surely marvel at my
peerless prognosticative abilities.
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Friday, January 6, 2012 10:07 am
I could go on a rambling, ill-tempered rant about the shocking
lack of worthwhile films released in 2011. I could easily wallow in
righteous indignation, and throw up my hands in disgust and defeat
as I impotently curse Hollywood’s artistic bankruptcy and offer my
own theories as to why last year saw the worst theater attendance
numbers in 16 years. And I’d be right to do it. But this time of
year, I prefer to ignore the crazed, rampaging elephant in the room
and instead celebrate the few diamonds in the rough that kept me
from completely losing my mind over the course of the past 12
months. So let’s get to it:
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Friday, December 9, 2011 7:41 am
Just one review this week, as I didn’t make it to “My Week with
Marilyn,” playing in limited release. A look at that will come next
week, along with reviews of the wide releases “Tinker, Tailor,
Soldier, Spy” and, time permitting, “The Sitter.” The studios’
insistence on conducting a take-no-prisoners December blitz with
their prestige pictures has left things a tad crowded for the next
few weeks, but I’ll do what I can…
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Friday, December 2, 2011 8:01 am
How quickly things can change. Just a week ago, I was so
desperate for a movie to review that I actually sat and watched
“The Twilight Saga — Breaking Dawn: Part 1” for two hours. (I’ve
broken bones, suffered through mono, gotten tattooed and had a
wisdom tooth wrenched out of my head without Novocain, but
honestly, all pale in comparison to the sheer unpleasantness of the
“Twilight” experience.)
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Friday, November 25, 2011 4:52 pm
Right now, “The Muppets” and Martin Scorsese’s acclaimed family
film/cinema ode “Hugo” are playing in theaters across the country.
“The Descendants,” the triumphant return of director/screenwriter
extraordinaire Alexander Payne (“Election,” “About Schmidt,”
“Sideways”), is expanding in limited release.
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Friday, November 18, 2011 7:51 am
As Thanksgiving approaches, I’m trying to brighten my attitude
about life in general and the fall movie season in particular.
After all, despite my bloviating, perhaps things aren’t so bad. It
may not look like it judging by the current wide-release roster,
but awards season is indeed upon us, and there’s actually quite a
few promising titles to look forward to in the coming weeks —
starting with “The Muppets” (admittedly not an awards contender,
though I’m looking forward to it more than anything else this
season), which opens Thursday. Nothing — I repeat, nothing —
will brighten your holidays like the lovable antics of the Swedish
Chef.
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Friday, November 4, 2011 8:11 am
“In Time.” “The Three Musketeers.” “Footloose.” “Johnny English
Reborn.” These are among the films now playing in multiplexes
across the country. I find this roster to be strange and
unsettling, as I have apparently been laboring under the
misapprehension that we were supposed to be smack-dab in the middle
of awards season. Silly me.
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Friday, June 24, 2011 8:38 am
No review of “The Green Lantern” this week. I read from a
trusted source that the movie is equivalent to a self-serious
episode of “Aqua Teen Hunger Force” in which Meatwad’s ability to
transform himself into a hot dog or an igloo enables him to save
the galaxy. That description —combined with the fact that the movie
has been universally panned — made my decision to focus on more
relevant issues this week pretty easy. Check back next time for a
look at “Cars 2” — reportedly the first sub-par Pixar film, but at
least it’s gotta be better than “The Green Lantern.”
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Friday, January 7, 2011 10:41 am
I spent much of 2010 bemoaning the sad state of Hollywood
studio filmmaking. But looking over a roster of the year’s most
worthwhile releases, it struck me that it might not have been such
a bad year after all. If you’re simply looking at the number of
good films released, then 2010 was certainly not one for the books
— but if you focus on the quality of the very best releases, few as
they may have been, things start to look a bit different.
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Friday, November 12, 2010 1:33 pm
It seems that I am prone to minor setbacks. These past few days,
for example, I’ve been knocked flat on my butt by a flu that’s been
going around, rendering me unfit to go out in public — much less
sit in a movie theater for two hours, half-blind from NyQuil abuse,
as all manner of improbably colored fluids are expelled from my
every orifice. (Although I’ve been seeing most of my movies in
Stockton these days, and such a spectacle is kinda par for the
course down there.)
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Friday, October 29, 2010 8:30 am
Time has flown by so fast these past few weeks that I’ve barely
had time to savor the build-up to Halloween. No matter: This week
I’m making up for lost time with a look at “Paranormal Activity 2,”
along with a short run-down on some random horror flicks I’ve seen
in the past week or so. (The old “Film Log” feature is returning,
thanks to Battle Royale, so be on the lookout as I attempt to log
mini-reviews for every movie I watch. I usually average about four
or five a week. Also, please see the sidebar for a brief update on
the blog goings-on.)
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Friday, October 15, 2010 12:00 pm
Before we jump into a brief, free-flowing discussion of
auteurism — and how it relates to my lack of a review this week — I
wanted to take a moment to remind my legions of adoring fans to
drop by Battle Royale
and contribute to the debate. We’re still discussing our favorite
movie scenes of all time, and as soon as we get our assigned weekly
updates worked out, you can expect daily-ish posts on all manner of
movie-related nonsense.
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Saturday, October 9, 2010 2:32 am
1) Opening Sequence ("Gangs of New York," Dir. Martin
Scorsese)
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Friday, September 24, 2010 7:29 am
I gotta tell ya, it feels good to be right. I took a lot of
flack a few years back when I absolutely flipped over Ben Affleck’s
directorial debut, “Gone Baby Gone,” ranting wildly to anyone who
would listen that it marked the emergence of a born filmmaker who
would probably continue to knock us through a loop with each new
movie.
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Saturday, August 7, 2010 12:00 am
“Inception” continues to rule the box office, and is now
enjoying what should be its fourth consecutive weekend at the top
of the chart — depending on how well “Step Up 3D” and “The Other
Guys” open. (Next week I’ll be looking at the latter, just because
I like to keep the torture to a minimum.)
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Saturday, May 22, 2010 12:00 am
I took the week off to celebrate graduation at Disneyland, so
reviews will return next week with looks at both "Macgruber" and
"Shrek Forever After."
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Saturday, March 13, 2010 12:00 am
You know how I love playing the role of curmudgeon, but I've
gotta level with you: I'm getting pretty excited about the next few
months' offerings.
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Saturday, March 13, 2010 12:00 am
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Saturday, February 27, 2010 12:00 am
Martin Scorsese's "Shutter Island" was supposed to open during
the fall of last year, but in a surprising and controversial move,
the studio pushed it back to February, saying simply that they
thought it would bolster the film's chances at year-end awards and
big box office numbers.
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Mark Ruffalo and Leonardo DiCaprio star in "Shutter Island." (Courtesy photo)
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Saturday, February 20, 2010 12:00 am
It's Oscar time again, and it's got me to thinking about why we
as a culture place so much importance on and devote so much energy
to following the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences
(AMPAS).
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Saturday, February 13, 2010 12:00 am