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Letter: Neanderthals, clubs and ignorance

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Posted: Saturday, October 19, 2013 12:00 am

Very significant research has discovered that some humanoids may have DNA that can be traced directly back to the Neanderthal species. Interestingly, it was thought that Neanderthals had died out thousands of years ago. Yet, using the very same in-depth analysis used by Republicans to sway and scare the ignorant and easily duped, particularly as it relates to Obamacare, I have definitively confirmed that large warrens of humanoid cross breeding actually took place between humans and Neanderthals.

High percentages of Neanderthal DNA has been discovered in so-called “Tea Party patriot” warrens. Significantly, it has been confirmed that about 18 percent of the House of Representatives have very high Neanderthal lineage! Even mainstream conservatives, with thoughtful, important philosophical differences from progressive, liberal thinkers, are threatened by the Stone Age tactics of these Neanderthals whose pedantic cleave to nonsense probably stems from thought-resistant “rationality.” Clubs and rocks have been upgraded to the power of small, yet powerful pockets of these “Neanders” because they vote in their kind. The Republican leadership has now abdicated its power to this most ignorant sect.

“Planet of the Apes” was indeed just a movie, but we are now drowning in its very bad and destructive sequel with very real consequences for everyone. Patriots? Not on your life! This bunch, which has completely prostituted the word, has become nemesis, anathema and unworthy of responsible citizenship in this great country. With their clubs and ignorance, they are best relegated to the bone heaps of the far distant past!

Gary F. Maurer


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