In the 48 hours after 9 a.m. Tuesday, the Lodi Police Department handled 303 calls for police and fire service. The following is a sample of calls received by dispatchers:
10:19 a.m. - A Fallbrook Way resident's identity was stolen.
11:15 a.m. - A Kent Avenue resident came home to find his house burglarized.
Fed Ex truck vs. BMW
11:17 a.m. - Nobody was injured when a Federal Express truck and a gray BMW collided at School and Oak streets.
12:04 p.m. - Brush caught fire near Harney Lane and the railroad tracks.
Drunk and yelling
12:54 p.m. - A beer-drinking blonde woman was yelling at customers in front of Safeway, 2449 W. Kettleman Lane.
1:39 p.m. - After a non-injury collision at Wal-Mart, 2350 W. Kettleman Lane, a woman said she was going to park her car so she could exchange information with the other driver. Instead, she left the scene.
2:31 p.m. - An air-conditioning vent overheated and began smoking at Lakewood Elementary, 1100 N. Ham Lane.
'Poking' with a baseball bat
2:45 p.m. - A boy was using a baseball bat to "poke" another boy in the 300 block of East Vine Street. The same boy had recently been in a physical fight.
3:59 p.m. - Two males were "tearing each other apart" at Main Hotel, 4 S. Main St.
Not quite a boat theft
5 p.m. - A woman suspected her ex-husband of taking her boat from her East Walnut Street home. Police learned that no crime had been committed, because the boat had been awarded to the husband in their divorce.
5:31 p.m. - Someone burglarized a home in the 2400 block of Legacy Way.
Stolen catalytic converter
5:42 p.m. - A catalytic converter was stolen off a vehicle at Park N Ride, 200 N. Beckman Road.
6:12 p.m. - No medical attention was requested after a pit bull bit a child near the pool at Blakely Park, 1050 S. Stockton St.
Abandoned woman, or not
6:26 p.m. - An elderly woman said her family had abandoned her at Cocos, 2347 W. Kettleman Lane. Police talked to her, learned that she was waiting for a bus and that there wasn't any problem.
Loitering, with a warrant
7:04 p.m. - A man was loitering and refusing to leave the Depot, 24 S. Sacramento St. The problem was resolved when police learned he was wanted on a warrant.
7:07 p.m. - A transient male was washing his underwear in the bathroom at Salas Park, 2001 S. Stockton St. He was gone when police arrived.
7:10 p.m. - As often happens, police were called to Lodi Middle School, 945 S. Ham Lane, because people were playing soccer on school grounds. They weren't destroying anything, and police noted that the school district doesn't generally pursue charges.
Pigeons as targets
7:17 p.m. - Two juveniles were shooting a BB-gun at pigeons as they walked down Sun Valley Drive.
8:04 p.m. - Four people, one armed with a pipe, were fighting in the Smart Foods parking lot, 610 W. Kettleman Lane.
Not a moose meth lab
8:20 p.m. - An anonymous male thought he found a methamphetamine lab inside the Moose Lodge, 2733 S. Highway 99. Police found no such thing.
Football vs. face
3:11 a.m. - A shirtless male threw a football and hit a female in the face on Wintun Drive.
6:54 a.m. - Golf clubs valued at more than $400 were stolen from a vehicle in the 0-100 block of South Fairmont Avenue.
Who forgot a stroller?
9:05 a.m. - Someone left a blue baby stroller - sans baby - on the east side of Lodi Lake the previous day, and it was still there.
Body, apparently a live one
10:13 a.m. - A body was covered by a blanket and only the shoes were visible outside the south entrance of the Finance Department, 315 W. Elm St. The body had vanished by the time police arrived.
11:47 a.m. - Someone stole a motorcycle in the 200 block of South Rose Street.
Not a cop
12:02 p.m. - A police impersonator was making harassing phone calls to USA Gas, 2500 W. Lodi Ave. An officer tried to call the number and heard the phone being passed around to various males on the other end. They hung up five times.
12:27 p.m. - A pregnant woman had stomach pains after she was involved in a three-vehicle crash in the 600 block of West Kettleman Lane. Four vehicles may have actually been involved.
Inmate with issues
1:41 p.m. - A member of a San Joaquin County inmate work crew was getting out of control on Victor Road east of Highway 99. The matter was resolved by deputies, so Lodi officers were no longer needed.
5:13 p.m. - Someone broke into a home in the 600 block of Hampton Drive.
6:02 p.m. - Half a dozen juveniles were throwing chunks of ice at other vehicles from inside a red Chevrolet Tahoe at Lower Sacramento and Turner roads.
6:14 p.m. - A man showed up at the emergency room, saying he'd been stabbed 30 minutes earlier at Big Kmart, 520 S. Cherokee Lane.
7:55 p.m. - A speeding, drunken, unlicensed 29-year-old male driver was stopped in the 800 block of South Garfield Street.
8:32 p.m. - No medical aide was requested after three vehicles collided at Yosemite and Rutledge drives.
9:01 p.m. - A vehicle, which was occupied by five young men, hit two parked vehicles in the 300 block of South Washington Street. Police arrested someone for driving under the influence and having no license.
9:09 p.m. - Another drunken driver crashed, this time hitting a pole at Lodi and Cluff avenues.
DUI, with more alcohol
12:40 a.m. - A drunken, unlicensed, uninsured 39-year-old male driver, who also had an open container of alcohol in his vehicle, was stopped at Kettleman Lane and School Street.
To see a map of crimes, go to www.lodinews.com/crime.