In the hours after 9 a.m. Thursday, the Lodi Police Department received more than 350 calls for service. Below is a sample of those calls:
S is for stolen: 2:54 p.m. — A bike was stolen from a school in the 800 block of West Lockeford Street.
Only the building was hurt: 3:15 p.m. — Three cars were involved in a non-injury accident in the 700 block of South Ham Lane. One car struck a nearby building.
Throwing money away?: 6:06 p.m. — A purse was found in a Dumpster in the 0 block of West Turner Road.
Were they Steal-er jerseys?: 7:24 p.m. — Four jerseys and a flashlight were stolen in the 500 block of West Kettleman Lane.
Get a hold of yourself: 8:21 p.m. — A possibly drunk man was yelling sexually suggestive things at juveniles in the 0 block of West Lodi Avenue.
On the naughty list: 9:19 p.m. — Christmas decorations were stolen in the 100 block of South School Street.
Probably not the pastor: 12:49 a.m. — A church had its front doors wide open in the 2300 block of West Lodi Avenue.
Let the man work: 3:43 a.m. — A caller said an intoxicated female was harassing them while they were trying to put carts away in the 2300 block of West Kettleman Lane.
Zoinks, Scoob: 4:21 a.m. — A caller said a man who goes by the name “Scooby Doo” was calling and harassing her in the 100 block of Otta Drive.
Times are tough: 10:15 a.m. — Gas was stolen from a vehicle in the 2000 block of Starling Way.
Garage band: 5:57 p.m. — A loud band in a garage was reported in the 900 block of Brandywine Drive.
Pilfered pooch: 6:14 p.m. — A dog was stolen from outside a store in the 200 block of West Lockeford Street. The caller said they had the theft on tape.
Probably not caught on tape: 6:14 p.m. — A security camera was stolen in the 1200 block of Port Chelsea Circle.
Partied out: 1:33 a.m. — A drunk woman was slumped over a table and would not wake up in the 2500 block of West Turner Road. She was still breathing.
Pay phones still exist?: 12:01 p.m. — A man was at a payphone in the 200 block of North Cherokee Lane, and said he didn’t feel well.
Beef among bell ringers: 1:48 p.m. — A Salvation Army bell ringer said another bell ringer was on scene without paperwork in the 2300 block of West Kettleman Lane.
They’re really bored: 4:47 p.m. — A caller complained that juveniles were on top of Dumpsters behind Rite Aid in the 500 block of West Lodi Avenue.
The flash: 9:46 p.m. — A naked man in his late 40s was wearing an open trenchcoat and walking in the 300 block of North Sacramento Street.
Were they any good?: 8:08 p.m. — Someone was playing guitar loudly in an apartment in the 300 block of South Orange Avenue.
Jack made me do it: 11:09 a.m. — The rear window was shattered on a vehicle in the 1800 block of South Mills Avenue, and a bottle of Jack Daniel’s was on the ground nearby.
At least he’s honest: 1:35 p.m. — A man knocked on a caller’s door in the 400 block of Cherry Street and said he hated her, then went back to his house.
Pick a lane: 1:50 p.m. — A yellow Cadillac was recklessly swerving in the 700 block of East Harney Lane, and almost hit a bike.
How do you know?: 3:18 p.m. — A caller reported an unknown chemical smell, thought it could be a meth lab in the 800 block of Lloyd Street.
Orange you glad nothing happened?: 6:10 p.m. — Two juveniles threw an orange at a caller’s window in the 300 block of Forrest Avenue, but it caused no damage. The caller wanted officers to speak to the juveniles.
Don’t do it: 10:37 p.m. — A man in a dark jacket was standing on the overpass in the 700 block of East Pine Street, looking down at the freeway.
Interesting inquiry: 8:51 a.m. — A property owner had questions about marijuana growing in the 300 block of South Pleasant Avenue. Some of his tenants were inquiring about it.