Here is a sample of calls the Lodi Police Department received since 8 a.m. Friday:
On their permanent record: 10:34 a.m. — Someone was giving tattoos to under-age kids in the 300 block of East Pine Street.
Collision: 2:42 p.m. — There was a non-injury accident with two vehicles blocking the roadway at the railroad tracks and East Kettleman Lane.
Setting an example: 4:27 p.m. — A man was possibly drunk and driving with a juvenile passenger in the 100 block of West Lodi Avenue.
Wining and driving: 4:45 p.m. — A caller said that every day a man sits in his car drinking wine out of a Safeway cup and then drives home in the 2400 block of West Kettleman Lane.
Copper theft: 4:46 p.m. — Three people were stripping down copper wiring in the 600 block of West Kettleman Lane.
Pool party: 9:17 p.m. — Some juveniles were drinking near a pool at a house they don't live at in the 2400 block of Central Park.
Blocking burger access: 12:26 a.m. — A woman was fighting with customers and not letting the vehicles go into the drive-thru at a business in the 2300 block of West Kettleman Lane.
Burglary: 5:22 a.m. — Someone was trying to open car doors with a screwdriver in the 500 block of East Vine Street.
Staking her claim: 10:53 a.m. — A drunk 22-year-old female refused to leave in the 400 block of East Locust Street.
Destruction time: 12:31 p.m. — A male was walking around with a crowbar in the 0 block of North Washington Street.
Sorry, Batman: 6:13 p.m. — A woman found a dead bat in the 1300 block of West Kettleman Lane.
Threats: 6:31 p.m. — Employees received threats that an unknown subject was going to shoot the manager at a store or whomever they see first in the 2600 block of Reynolds Ranch Parkway.
Hotboxing: 9:28 p.m. — There was a strong smell of drugs coming from inside an apartment in the 700 block of McCoy Court.
Shots fired: 10:50 p.m. — A caller reported a person in a gray van shooting 11 times at a person in the 0 block of South Main Street.
Pre-gaming Easter: 11:39 p.m. — There was a loud party and loud music in the alleyway in the 300 block of Flora Street.
What a tool: 10:13 a.m. — A caller discovered that Saturday night there was an unknown person cut a fence and stole chain saws and blowers in the 1600 block East Victor Road.
Playground meanie: 5:14 p.m. — There was a fight in which someone ripped the glasses off the caller and stomped them into the ground in the 600 block of Carlo Way.
NASCAR wannabe: 8:55 p.m. — Two vehicles were drag racing in the 300 block of East Kettleman Lane.
PostMega Millions despair: 10:44 p.m. — Two males stole a lsign from a store in the 200 block of North Cherokee Lane.
Verbal sparring: 3:13 p.m. — 10 subjects were in a verbal fight in the 800 block of Lloyd Street.