I was supposed to review “Battle: Los Angeles,” but due to a litany of reasons I ended up skipping the multiplex this week (I will venture back next week for a look at “Paul” — in the meantime, just see “Rango” again). I could carry on about tight work schedules and tsunami-induced cinematic apathy — both of which were certainly factors in my decision — but mostly I just didn’t wanna.
Which is just as well, because I’ve been putting off tackling a certain sensitive subject for far too long now: the epidemic of celebrity meltdowns. I have neither the time nor the inclination to dissect every recent instance of celebrities behaving badly, but there are a few stories that have caught my eye and warrant some brief commentary. Let’s do this case-by-case:
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jared coffey posted at 9:55 pm on Fri, Mar 25, 2011.
Thank you for including Gilbert Gottfried in the list.
Even though he isn't a true meltdown, what happened to him shouldn't be happening as easily as it is.
Mr. Baumbach - What has Mr. Wallis done to you to deserve a comment like that?
Seriously.
Darrell Baumbach posted at 10:11 am on Sat, Mar 19, 2011.
Mr Wallis stated...I’m not a masochist with the IQ of a toaster oven...
After reading your article, I would agree a toaster oven would not describe your IQ... a darkened sophisticated blender would be more accurate...