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Zack Snyder’s ‘Sucker Punch’ lives up to its title
Writer and director Zack Snyder, the pop-art wizard behind “Dawn of the Dead” and “Watchmen,” failed on a historic level with his new release “Sucker Punch”.
Jason Wallis
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Posted: Friday, April 1, 2011 8:24 am
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Updated: 1:40 pm, Fri Apr 1, 2011.
Zack Snyder’s ‘Sucker Punch’ lives up to its title
I should have listened. For the past few weeks, everyone who’s
caught a glimpse of Zack Snyder’s much-anticipated would-be magnum
opus “Sucker Punch” has been screaming from the rooftops about how
indescribably horrible it is, but here’s the thing: I didn’t think
it was logistically possible for a filmmaker of Snyder’s caliber to
release a truly bad movie -- let alone one that warranted the
mounting calls for him to be drawn and quartered for his crimes
against cinema. I assumed they were a bunch a fuddy-duds who lacked
the hipness to share in Snyder’s singular vision. So despite all
the wailing and gnashing of teeth, the Snyder fanboy boy whispered
into my ear, “Come and see.” And I saw.
“Sucker Punch”
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