Mike Reese was making out the adult softball schedule and enjoying the wacky names people give their teams. He ran across this matchup early in the season:
Projectile Dysfunction v. Parachute Center
Suggestive, I know, but I couldn't help imagining one of the PD ball players delivering this line: "Excuse me, ma'am. I don't mean to bail out on you but I have softball game to attend."