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Little-known and amazing stories of Lodi finally coming to light
Recently, television personality Fuel Dowser came to Lodi to film and share with the world the highlights of our famous and fabulous history.
Most people don't know that Lodi was first and foremost in many areas of modern life and technology. Our town's history is full of interesting and provocative stories. Here are just a few examples of our peerless past that will be revealed in Dowser's documentary:
Did you know that the Lodi City Council was the first to endorse the wearing of shorts at council meetings? Yes, it's true. Back in 1936, Sam "Skinny" Schwartenbaum showed up in this leisure attire, shocking his fellow council members. However, due to that fact that he was also wearing a top hat and a T-shirt with a tuxedo printed on it, he was allowed to enter the chambers to perform his immeasurable and important duties. His actions set the standard for city government officials throughout the country where today, T-shirts that read: "Impeach George Bush" and "Out of Iraq," are quite common.
Here's another little known but trend-setting fact: Most think that a teenage movie and Japanese cars set the stage for the "Fast and Furious" trend. Not so, according to a little known book, found by Dowser, on the back shelves of our library entitled: "Teenage Hooliganism in Lodi." Page 98 clearly and concisely conveys the story of Klem Karstairs and Kyle Horsepuck, drag racing on Lodi Avenue, back in 1914. Klem was driving his father's buggy, pulled by the old gray mare, and Kyle was driving his two-horse Studebaker delivery wagon.
Although the boys fervidly denied racing, the evidence was clear by the "doughnut" marks left in the dirt at Church and Pine. This dastardly and destructive act was the beginning of what we now know as "street racing." Fortunately, no animals were harmed in the making of this exhibition. Dowser plans to film a reenactment of this famous event just as soon as the Hollywood writer's strike ends.
Dowser asked a local audience how many of today's citizens know that we had one of the first television stations back in 1949? True, programming was very limited but award-winning for the time. Shows such as "Good Mooing, Miss Jersey" and the thespian masterpiece "The Grapes of Winnebago" were all the rage. Ratings were very high among the three television sets in town.
Moving forward in time, the documentary creator revealed that our citizens have all but forgotten Lodi High's famous Downtown, festival street parades, led by drum majorettes and the Lodi High School Band. The most famous majorette of all was Diane "Dynamite" DeVries, who in 1956, threw her baton one thousand feet into the air, striking a landing DC-7. Fortunately, no one was injured, and the plane landed on three out of its four engines.
Dowser is bursting with excitement because there are so many more interesting tales to tell about our wonderful little town, but his show is only 30 minutes long, so content must be limited. There's the story about Clara Karstairs (Klem's sister), who was fired and disgraced as a teacher because she forgot to pull her dining room shade down while smoking. Then there's the tale of the incredible shrinking greenbelt, which soon will be made into a Hollywood horror film.
"In my future shows, I would love to point out that Lodi was the host to the first country western 'she left me in the barroom' song, along with an exposé of its famous massage parlors, but for now, these stories will have to wait," said Dowser.
Steve Hansen is a Lodi writer and satirist. He can be reached on the third Thursday after the first Monday in the thirteenth month of the lunar eclipse.

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