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Grape Festival daredevil Melissa Schuler, 14, rides the the Fireball on Thursday. (Matt Brown/News-Sentinel)

Lodi fear factor

What are the 5 scariest rides at the Lodi Grape Festival?

By Matt Brown
News-Sentinel Staff Writer
Saturday, September 15, 2007 8:33 AM PDT

My stomach churns as I walk into the Grape Festival grounds.

Ten stories above my head looms the twin towers of the Sling Shot, an insane looking contraption that is one of the signature rides of the festival.

I envy the happy fair-goers enjoying funnel cake, pony rides and magic shows. This is not going to be a relaxing day at the fair for me.

My assignment: Ride the scariest rides the Grape Festival can throw at me.

When I was 12 and my forehead finally reached the clown's hand on the sign that read "you must be at least this tall to ride this ride," I rode them all.

The more a ride scrambled my brain, the better.

But that was almost two decades ago.

Since then, I've bungee jumped, rock climbed and sky dived, but I have steered clear of carnival rides.

Maybe it's because they all seem like low-budget astronaut training simulators for third world space programs.

Or maybe I just don't have the stomach any more.

As the Grape Festival opened, I managed to repress my fears long enough to brave what looked to me like the five burliest rides the fair has to offer (although the intimidating looking Crazy Train and Kamikaze were not working). Here's what you need to know to get scared:

The Fireball

Imagine a roller coaster inside of a donut and you'll have this little scream-inducer.

I strap into a seat across from Melissa Schuler and Lydia Stutz, 14-year-olds from Lodi. They are not first-timers like me and seem pretty nonchalant about the prospect of being tossed upside down.

My heart pounding, I keep asking them if they are scared.


News Sentinel writer Matt Brown and fellow traveler Will Amiott strap in to the Sling Shot on Thursday at the Grape Festival. The ride costs $25 and launches riders 225 feet in to the air. (Whitney Ramirez/News-Sentinel)

"No, it's not that bad," Schuler says.

"It's a good ride to start you off," Stutz adds.

The train rocks back and forth a few times climbing higher inside the giant loop until we are upside down. Then, just as I feel like I am going to pass out, we plunge back to the earth and continue up around the other side.

After four revolutions, I am woozy and close to losing it. My teenage companions squeal with delight while I scream in utter terror.

As a final kicker, on the last rotation, the train stops upside down long enough to rush all the blood to my brain and shake the loose change from my pockets.

I am glad when it's finally over.

Lose your lunch factor (out of five): ****

Tickets needed to ride: 5

The Zipper

This ride is a Ferris wheel on steroids. Colorful cages dangle from a skinny oval on an axis.

The operator won't let you on unless there are two people to a cage. I find Abel Soto, a 10-year-old, whose spiky hair just makes him tall enough to ride, and ask him if I could join him.

Abel has already been on this ride twice today and he assures me that it is not scary. We are locked into a small cage and begin rocking gently as we climb high above the fair grounds. I am a little nervous that there is only a small bar to hang onto.


News-Sentinel reporter Matt Brown and others ride The Zipper on Thursday. (Whitney Ramirez/News-Sentinel)

As the ride picks up speed, we make a full revolution and our little cages flip upside down. I scream like a little girl, but Abel just sits there.

"Abel, how you doin'?," I yell.

"I'm fine," he says calmly, sounding almost bored.

"Abel, I'm scared," I scream.

"Don't worry, you just have to relax," he says.

We keep rotating. Every third time around our little cage flips into a disorienting somersault. It's hard to tell which way is up.

Thankfully, the ride ends. Abel runs back to get in line again, and I have trouble just walking.

Lose your lunch factor: ****

Tickets needed to ride: 5

The Scrambler

I'm ready for a ride that doesn't leave me hanging upside down staring at the Grape Festival grounds 200 feet below.


Grape Festival attendees ride The Scrambler on Thursday. (Matt Brown/News-Sentinel)

The Scrambler has three rotating arms with four cars per arm. As the arms spin, the cars rotate for a dizzying feeling like riding the Teacups ride at Disneyland.

News-Sentinel photographer Whitney Ramirez agrees to ride with me. As the ride picks up speed, the centrifugal force slams me into Whitney like being in the back seat of a car speeding around a tight corner.

We laugh and scream as we are tossed around, but none of the other riders seem to think it's that scary.

Lose your lunch factor: **

Tickets needed to ride: 4

The Skydiver

It's easy to confuse this ride with the Ferris wheel, but if you are looking for a slow leisurely float above the fair, keep walking.


Grape Festival daredevils, and News-Sentinel reporter Matt Brown ride The Sky Diver on Thursday. (Whitney Ramirez/News-Sentinel)

This ride's cages rotate on a giant wheel. However, unlike a traditional Ferris wheel, the riders can chose to flip themselves upside down using the steering wheel inside each cage.

Again, two people are required to ride, so I recruit Valerie Garcia, a Lodi 12-year-old. (Not many adults are riding these rides — for good reason?)

I tell Valerie that I don't want to go upside down if at all possible. That's fine with her, she says, and lets me steer.

Before we even begin, a carnie locks us into our cage and gives us a big spin flipping us upside down. What a jerk!

The steering is harder than it looks. As we rotate toward the sky, I try to keep our little cage upright, but I become disoriented on the way down. I loose control of the cage and we start to spin. We end up completing the ride partly upside down and partly sideways.

I try to apologize to Valerie for being such a horrible driver, but she runs off to join her friends.

Lose your lunch factor: ***

Tickets needed to ride: 5

The Sling Shot

I save the best for last.

Imagine bungee jumping, but in reverse.

A spherical metal cage with two seats is attached to two bungee cords and is tied down between the two massive towers of The Sling Shot.

I am the first person to brave the ride today and don't have the benefit (or the fear) of watching someone go before me. The operators are having some technical difficulties with the ride.

Mike Ciuca, a large, bald Scottish Canadian in a kilt, tells me his company has launched a 78-year-old grandmother and a 5-year-old-girl, and they have never had an accident.

That doesn't make me feel any better.

I strap in next to Will Amiott, a short, wiry Canadian carnie who is testing the ride to see if the problem is fixed. I'm a little worried about being a human guinea pig, but Will assures me everything will be alright.

"I've ridden this thing too many times," Will says, and I believe him.

  • Grape Festival rides take three, four or five tickets.
  • Tickets cost one for $1, 24 for $20 or 80 for $50.
  • Unlimited ride wristbands cost $25.
  • Most of the scary rides have at least a four-foot height requirement.
  • The Grape Festival is open Saturday, 12 p.m. to 12 a.m. and Sunday, 12 p.m. to 11 p.m.
  • Fair admission is $7 for adults and $4 for youth ages six to 12.
— News-Sentinel staff

Our sphere tilts back and I am facing the blue sky.

I strangle the bars in front of me, my heart pounding.

The anticipation is the worst part.

There is no countdown.

Bagpipe music blares from nearby speakers.

And then I am flying.

The ride shoots us straight into the air with five Gs of force and we hit 100 miles per hour within one second.

The force pulls the skin on my face back toward my chair. We reach the apex at 225 feet and, for a split second, I am weightless. I can see the entire fair. I can see my house. People look like dots.

Then we plunge back to earth twisting, bouncing and shouting the whole way down.

Awesome!

Lose your lunch factor: *****

Tickets needed to ride: $25 (tickets aren't accepted)

Contact reporter Matt Brown at mattb@lodinews.com.

Reader Feedback

No more GF for me wrote on Sep 22, 2007 2:09 PM:

" Too many punks and gangsters. I saw one running away from a woman who was chasing him. Too much inner city east Lodi culture for me. "

Cynthia wrote on Sep 20, 2007 12:26 PM:

" The scrambler isn't scary it's pretty boring. In the past they had a ride called the vortex and it's similar to the sramler except it turns to the sides as it goes! "

Lodi Mom wrote on Sep 18, 2007 3:10 PM:

" We go every year and do enjoy ourselves to a point, when it gets dark it's time to leave with our 2 small children before the gangbangers and punks show up. The City of Lodi needs to be more careful about the "Carnies" they have running these rides, they are scary and rude...It's also stupid for a parent of a small child to be also be charged 3 tickets to hold their child on the tiny train ride, come on!...We could go to Marine World or somewhere more fun for the same price, maybe we'll skip it next year! "

kick em out wrote on Sep 18, 2007 9:50 AM:

" Yes, gangbangers from Stockton and Sacramento all show up. Stockton gangs are the worst. "

remember when wrote on Sep 17, 2007 4:26 PM:

" I remember having to choose which group I would be in the parade with, 4-H, school, or baton group. All of my friends and their families were the same way - involved and connected to the community. I even remember when teachers did not give homework during the Grape Festival. The good ole days. "

Lodian wrote on Sep 17, 2007 11:57 AM:

" It doesn't seem to be the family event is used to be. Sure miss the parade too! "

J wrote on Sep 17, 2007 6:34 AM:

" Any ride assembled by a carni while on meth is a SCARY ride!! then add in the gang bangers all around you ...that place is terrifying!!! I grew up my whole life going to the G.F. but never again... "

WY wrote on Sep 16, 2007 9:02 PM:

" I agree with you. "

sam wrote on Sep 16, 2007 8:32 PM:

" to To Paul, Amen. I stayed away this year. The past few years were awful. It IS like an event for gang bangers. I too miss our Grape Festival from the past. And I do miss the parade too. "

WY wrote on Sep 16, 2007 12:24 PM:

" just a good walk through the midway is pretty scary "

To Paul wrote on Sep 16, 2007 11:34 AM:

" Even those of us who continue to live in Lodi miss the Grape Festival. It is not what it used to be. We don't even have the Sunday parade anymore. What used to be a community event has now turned into a gathering spot for gang bangers. Hold on to your memories of the floats, bands, baton twirlers and the good wholesome fun at the fair. "

Mommy wrote on Sep 16, 2007 10:47 AM:

" And as we played one of the kiddie games we had an operator on each side of us smoking...Its illegal to smoke within 100 feet of a public building entrance but its ok for these people to smoke within 3 feet of my babies!!Everyone of the people working the fair looked like they were on drugs...I just wished the City of Lodi took a little more time picking the people to run our Grape Festival... "

Mommy wrote on Sep 16, 2007 10:47 AM:

" So whats up with the crackhead carnies at the festival this year...They seem worse than usual...I took my 18 month old daughter and my 5 year old goddaughter on the spinning dinosaur ride and as the operator pulled down the step for us to exit she blows her cigarette smoke right at us... "

Paul wrote on Sep 16, 2007 9:39 AM:

" I miss the Grape Festival. I have many fond memories of going to the festival every year as a kid. I haven't lived in Lodi in over 25 years. I live in Seattle now and though I've been to many local county and state fairs since, nothing is quite the same as my memories from the Grape Festival. "

JoseP wrote on Sep 16, 2007 8:55 AM:

" If you ask me... any ride taken apart and reassembled time after time after time by carnies, sorry for the generalization, is a scary ride. No thank you very much. "

Alright ! wrote on Sep 16, 2007 8:51 AM:

" Good job on the photos "

Okay wrote on Sep 16, 2007 1:46 AM:

" But nothing to ....fell back to sleep.ZZZZzzz. Sort of boring article. Been there done that, what else can I say? Hot dogs were good, but they aren't from Lodi, okay--- bun was fresh. Thats it till next year. Snore, snore. The rides were---uneventful....tried them all...snore. "

lodi wrote on Sep 15, 2007 4:34 PM:

" boo.. grape fest is a money trap "

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