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Suspicious item gets 'Chili' reception by Lodi police
THE TALE OF THE STRANGE ITEM: Lodi police were recently sent to investigate a small, suspicious item topped with a blinking red light near the flag pole at Farmers and Merchants Bank on Church Street.
As one officer, humor firmly in place, later summed it up: "We approached the area tactically and kept plenty of distance between us and the flag pole. We were looking for a device similar to something you saw in the movie 'Speed.' ... It was a black coaster-sized device sitting on the ledge that skateboarders use to annoy the people at the bank.
"I approached the object without fear and at considerable risk to myself. The first thing I noticed about the 'box' was the Chili's sticker on top."
Yes, it was a piece of plastic the restaurant uses to notify waiting customers when their table is ready. It was blinking, so the officer had a feeling the table was finally ready.
CHURCH VS. CRIME: If you rob a bank and then run into a church, can police follow you inside and arrest you, despite freedom of religion guaranteed under the Constitution's First Amendment?
That was a Lodi woman's question, which recently befuddled police employees, who wondered if there was an ulterior motive.
An officer answered the first question: Yes, they can haul bank robbers out of church.
However, there is the case of Elvira Arellano, an illegal immigrant holed up in a Chicago church because her 8-year-old son is a legal U.S. citizen and she faces deportation. She's been in the church since August. Law enforcement officials say they can enter the church but have not done so, and nobody is disputing their right to enter the church.
Of course, Arellano is not accused of a violent crime, and we're pretty sure cops would barge through church doors to get a bank robbery suspect.
As for the Lodi woman, we have a strong hunch that her only ulterior motive is curiosity.
ASTUTE CRIMINAL ALERT: Did you hear the one about the drunken man who drove himself to the California Highway Patrol office to find out what had happened to his impounded car?
Yes, that really happened earlier this month.
An officer approached the man to ask if he could help but then smelled a familiar odor.
No word on how far the man had driven before arriving safely at the Stockton office east of Highway 99.
DESPERATE CRIMINAL ALERT: Speaking of hazardous drivers, there was the suspect whose red Ford Mustang hit a house last week on South Washington Street.
Nobody was injured and the driver fled, but then the car came back long enough for the occupants to retrieve a bumper that had fallen off.
The car took off again, and police officers found a trail of bumper bits.
BOARDSTOCK LOOKING FOR A HOME AGAIN: Remember BoardStock?
Lodi nearly earned itself the alternative sports spotlight a few years ago when the promoters of BoardStock sought to set up shop at Lodi Lake.
The event would have featured various sports like wakeboarding, skydiving, wake surfing and motocross.
While the City Council nixed the motocross event, it did allow Lodi Lake to be used as a site for the contest despite protests from residents who lived near the lake.
BoardStock was a go until the organizers suddenly canceled on Lodi. It eventually wound up at Lake County's Konocti Harbor Resort on the shores of Clear Lake.
According to the Santa Rosa Press Democrat, however, the event is now looking for a new home after a slew of underage drinking violations at the 2006 BoardStock event meant Konocti Harbor lost its liquor license for 20 days in January.
Who knows, maybe Lodi will get another look. Perhaps a ZinfestBoardStockpalloza?
ST. PATRICK'S IN IRELAND? Well there's a big parade in Dublin, but otherwise, St. Patrick's Day isn't a big deal in Ireland, according to Lockeford resident and devout Irishman Gary Gordon.
Gordon, who typically visits Ireland twice a year, will be there for St. Patrick's Day, but no one seems to care if you wear green.
"It's an American thing," Gordon said. "If you're not in one of the big cities, there's nothing going on."
SAME-NAME MARRIAGE: How often does someone named Stuart marry a Stewart? Well, the new director of the San Joaquin County Historical Museum did just that.
When he was in school and students were seated alphabetically, David Stuart typically said "here" whenever the teacher called Kay Stewart's name during roll call, the reason being that "Kay" sounds somewhat like "Dave."
Stewart kept asking Stuart why he always responded when the teacher called her name. Apparently, she forgave him. In fact, it resulted in wedded bliss.
And no, they aren't related except by marriage.
Items in Grapevine, which runs every other week on Mondays, are written by various reporters on the staff. If you have an item to contribute, e-mail Newsroom Assistant Pam Bauserman at pamelab@lodinews.com or call her at 369-7035.
First published: Monday, March 12, 2007

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